Sunday, March 30, 2008

Article

I gots recently noticed dat da proper usage o' da English language has been thrown away like litter. People do not know how ta do simple verb noun agreement an' forget about conjugating. That would really be too much ta ax. The English language wuz once uh language dat held much character an' if spoken one wuz thought ta be intelligent. The recent development in English iz just demeaning! You cannot walk up ta anyone nowadays an' gots uh conversation dat do not include improper English. It iz forever being shortened an' revised but not fo' da bettah. The worst offenders o' demeaning da English language iz Ebonics or slang, text messaging, an' Snoop Dogg. These three offenders gots some similarities but iz different enough ta wreak havoc on da pristine English language.

The English language will further degrade itself until someone takes uh stand on proper an' concise language. Americans iz going ta peep like da only country dat cannot speak proper idiots an' in result peep like utter fools. It really iz not hard ta speak in complete sentences, use da right conjugate, spell without apostrophes, or even spell da werd out. Our country mus' relearn proper English an' start applying it in everyday life. This article iz da first step. in the hood

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